Elon Musk, A Well Deserved Hair Transplant

Elon Musk, you are the envy of balding nerds across the world. Your electric cars are fast. Your rockets are reusable. Your hair has gone from non-existent to glorious. Your new wife is outstanding.

Elon Musk WigWhile some may not consider you a celebrity, I do. And so do millions of disgusting, balding nerds across the country.

Elon Musk, I got a hair transplant 5 years ago. And it has changed my life. I went from depressed to pretty darn happy in a matter of a year. All because my hairline grew back.

You’ve had a pretty remarkable change as well. And you deserve it. You went from bald nerd to millionaire to awesomely sexy-time hair. And then you promptly got divorced and married an insanely sexy and seemingly intelligent lady. This is my dream and the dream of everyone who has ever played Dungeons & Dragons. You are my hero. Screw Hollywood. Movies are great, but you’re changing the world.

Let’s take a look at how you changed your hair.

There are 2 ways that you can go from a Norwood 6 (basically bald) to a Norwood 1 (upgradeable wife time).

  1. Hair System (hair piece, also known as a wig)
  2. Hair Transplant

Believe it or not, hair systems have come a long way. Celebrities wear them on a regular basis and most are totally undetectable. Take a look at Sean Penn’s wig. A good hair system can be worn for a week or two and treated the same as real hair. Every two weeks, the wearer will go to their hair specialist for a cleaning and or change of the hair system. It’s a good idea to have a few different hair systems of different lengths and styles. Celebrities will do this on a very regular basis to give the illusion that their hair is constantly growing, getting cut shorter, etc.

Elon Musk's hairline.But I do not think you wear a system.

You’ve got enough money. You’ve got the balls for it. You’re smart enough to know that transplants are now totally undetectable. A hair transplant is permanent real-hair and maintenance free (other than a regular haircut).

Since you travel a lot and I doubt you travel with a hair stylist as many celebrities do, I think you opted for a hair transplant. Good choice, my friend!

Who was your hair transplant surgeon? When you launch your next rocket, please attach one of those advertising banners behind it. Write the name of your hair transplant surgeon on it. Shoot it over my house (over, not at) at exactly 12 noon on the first day of the summer solstice. I’ll be outside, in the nude, and I’ll get your message loud and clear. Thanks buddy!

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