Seth MacFarlane’s Hair Piece
May07

Seth MacFarlane’s Hair Piece

Seth MacFarlane, you are one rich dude. You’re also as funny as hell and have a sexy deep voice. These are all things that the ladies love. Women also love a luscious head of hair. Your hair has changed considerably since this picture was snapped in 2010. Listen Seth, I would like to make this a hilariously funny post but I’m afraid I cannot. You see, my hair has been getting thinner as of late and because of that I caught...

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Elon Musk, A Well Deserved Hair Transplant
Apr30

Elon Musk, A Well Deserved Hair Transplant

Elon Musk, you are the envy of balding nerds across the world. Your electric cars are fast. Your rockets are reusable. Your hair has gone from non-existent to glorious. Your new wife is outstanding. While some may not consider you a celebrity, I do. And so do millions of disgusting, balding nerds across the country. Elon Musk, I got a hair transplant 5 years ago. And it has changed my life. I went from depressed to pretty darn happy...

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Joe Biden – Vice Presedential Hair Transplant
Apr28

Joe Biden – Vice Presedential Hair Transplant

Vice President Joe Biden is one of the most obvious examples of a hair transplant. I would never say for certain that anyone has had work done. I can only speculate. But when Joe Biden first took office, I immediately noticed his hair. My name is Dan. I’m a Forensic Hair Scientist. I’m highly trained and extremely knowledgeable about hair. I’ve spent hundreds of hours on hair loss forums. I have personally battled hair loss for many...

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Carson Daly’s Perplexingly Perfect Hair
Apr04

Carson Daly’s Perplexingly Perfect Hair

Carson Daly. That is such a perfect name for TV. If I was going to pick a TV name it would probably something like Johnathon Lightyear. But Carson Daly would definitely be on my list. Clearly it was your destiny to be on TV. It was your fate to steal the show. Speaking of stealing. For a while it looked like God stole your luscious locks. But God doesn’t hold a grudge. Your hair is, once again, as thick as the hair of a...

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Hugh Laurie – Master Of Hair Deception
Apr04

Hugh Laurie – Master Of Hair Deception

Hugh Laurie, you’re one of the finest doctors I’ve ever seen. The way you’re able to take a patient who presents with an infected toe, ask him if he’s ever been to China, and then send him to to the OR for an emergency C-section is astonishing. I’ve never seen such insight. And your enthusiasm for breaking into patient’s homes reminds me of me. Don’t worry, I won’t break into your home. I’ve got all the evidence I need. Your infected...

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Robbie Williams Perfect Hair, Transplant? What?
Apr04

Robbie Williams Perfect Hair, Transplant? What?

Robbie Williams is a cool dude. I always see him with beautiful women, a cigarette in his mouth, and dark circles around his eyes. It’s obvious this guy knows how to party. And the guy has great hair to boot. In fact, I love his hair. I loved it even more pre-transplant. That’s right, it appears that Robbie Williams has admitted to getting a hair transplant. As you know, I’m totally cool with anyone getting a hair...

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Patrick Warburton’s Rules Of Hair Re-Engagement
Apr03

Patrick Warburton’s Rules Of Hair Re-Engagement

Patrick Warburton. Handsome, debonair, deepest voice on the planet. You’re one of the greatest sitcom actors of our time. And I’m not joking. Seinfeld, Rules of Engagement, those other two shows. You’ve got a gorgeous blonde wife and now you’ve got a full head of hair. Life is your acorn. I’m writing you this post for a variety of reasons. Number one, I think your hair looks great. It didn’t look...

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Enrique Has It All Except For Perfect Hair
Apr03

Enrique Has It All Except For Perfect Hair

Enrique Iglesias, you have it all. You grew up wealthy, you are darn good looking, you’ve got an awesome accent, and a sexy girlfriend (I actually don’t know if you’re still dating Anna Kournikova – I won’t blame you if you’ve moved on. Temptation is a nasty mistress, am I right?). Long boring story short, Enrique you have everything except perfect hair. I’m surprised your publicist never...

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AJ McLean, Hair Transplant God
Aug05

AJ McLean, Hair Transplant God

AJ McLean, I cannot say that I’m a huge fan of your work. I don’t get to listen to pop music very often. When I do get a chance to relax, I usually spend my time doing a variety of yoga poses near or sometimes on the top of very large hills. I’ll take in a movie. Have a popsicle on a hot day. The norms. When I’m not relaxing, I’m typically knee deep in hair research. You see, I scored in the 95th...

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