Another Hair Transplant Post About Jeremy Piven
Sep07

Another Hair Transplant Post About Jeremy Piven

Jeremy Piven is the most often searched for celebrity when it comes to hair transplants. Why? I think I know and I felt compelled to write a post. For those of you not familiar with Jeremy Piven he is a high caliber actor. You may know him from the HBO series Entourage where he played a high stress, high dollar, agent for  some of Hollywood’s finest actors. He’s been in Old School, Family Man and a handful of other fine...

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Matt Damon, Bad Breath And Hair Plugs?
May28

Matt Damon, Bad Breath And Hair Plugs?

Hey Matt Damon. How’s it going? I’m sitting on my couch with a neck pillow and a very swollen head. I look like Sloth from the Goonies movie. Since you don’t know me, I should explain. Normally, I’m very good looking. Like, really good looking. Some people actually say I kind of look like you, Matt Damon. But today, I am on day 2 of recovering from my second hair transplant. Today I look like hell. I know in a few months I will be...

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Hugh Jackman’s Hair Is Quite The Mystery
May02

Hugh Jackman’s Hair Is Quite The Mystery

Hugh Jackman, my man. You make me want to be tougher. I started going to crossfit because of you. You look so awesome as the Wolverine. I bet the Wolverine gets a lot of action, am I right? In a recent interview of yours, I heard you talk about meditating on a regular basis. So, I tried to meditate just like you! But guess what happened? I was thinking of some trees and calmly saying ‘ohm…ohm…ohm…’ It was very...

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Steve Carell’s Hair Transplant & My Rant
May02

Steve Carell’s Hair Transplant & My Rant

  Steve Carrell, I’m hungover. Yes. I try not to drink on weekdays but I fell victim to an outing with my wife’s work friends. And now I’m paying the price. Needless to say, I’m not in the best of moods. And while surfing the internet, I stumbled upon this article about your hair. Listen Steve, when someone makes silly comments about hair it really chaps my hide. And when I have a headache to boot? Let’s just say my hide needs a...

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Robin Williams Amazing Hair
Apr04

Robin Williams Amazing Hair

Robin, you sly devil. You age like Benjamin Button. I don’t know if you’ve come out and said it or ever been questioned for that matter, but what’s your secret? I have to say that I was excited to see your new show, The Crazy Ones. I tuned in for one episode and you were up to your old antics. I enjoyed it, but I was tired and didn’t have the energy to add it to my DVR list.  Plus, I’ve been playing this...

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Johnny Depp’s Hair Piece?
Apr03

Johnny Depp’s Hair Piece?

Mr Johnny Depp, it is a pleasure to see a handsome man, such as yourself, take his craft so seriously. It’s very easy for men like us to rely on our good looks and charm. But you and I believe that anything worth doing is worth doing well. Am I right? For instance, I was feeding my worms (they eat my garbage) the other day and I noticed that one of them wasn’t pulling his weight. I have to admit I’m not sure the worm was a ‘him.’ He...

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Matthew McConaughey, Regenix? Really?
Apr03

Matthew McConaughey, Regenix? Really?

Matthew McConaughey you are one of the finest actors in the world. You’re a master of your craft. Acting is truly an art and I admire you for doing it so well. And while I do jest and poke fun at times, I’m being completely serious. You are the friggin’ man when it comes to acting. It has come to my attention that your hair has done some amazing things over the past 15 years. Word on the street is that your follicles...

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Sean Penn’s Hair Mystery
Sep05

Sean Penn’s Hair Mystery

I was relaxing at home yesterday eating some brownies and watching Fast Times At Ridgemont High. It was a typical Tuesday morning. I was laughing hysterically, enjoying the movie when I heard a voice. ‘Dan, you’re a highly trained, very good looking, Forensic Hair Scientist. The world needs you…’’ So I finished my milk and brownies. I pushed pause. What was that voice trying to tell me? I got up and walked around. Nothing. Then...

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