Hugh Jackman’s Hair Is Quite The Mystery
May02

Hugh Jackman’s Hair Is Quite The Mystery

Hugh Jackman, my man. You make me want to be tougher. I started going to crossfit because of you. You look so awesome as the Wolverine. I bet the Wolverine gets a lot of action, am I right? In a recent interview of yours, I heard you talk about meditating on a regular basis. So, I tried to meditate just like you! But guess what happened? I was thinking of some trees and calmly saying ‘ohm…ohm…ohm…’ It was very...

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Steve Carell’s Hair Transplant & My Rant
May02

Steve Carell’s Hair Transplant & My Rant

  Steve Carrell, I’m hungover. Yes. I try not to drink on weekdays but I fell victim to an outing with my wife’s work friends. And now I’m paying the price. Needless to say, I’m not in the best of moods. And while surfing the internet, I stumbled upon this article about your hair. Listen Steve, when someone makes silly comments about hair it really chaps my hide. And when I have a headache to boot? Let’s just say my hide needs a...

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Elon Musk, A Well Deserved Hair Transplant
Apr30

Elon Musk, A Well Deserved Hair Transplant

Elon Musk, you are the envy of balding nerds across the world. Your electric cars are fast. Your rockets are reusable. Your hair has gone from non-existent to glorious. Your new wife is outstanding. While some may not consider you a celebrity, I do. And so do millions of disgusting, balding nerds across the country. Elon Musk, I got a hair transplant 5 years ago. And it has changed my life. I went from depressed to pretty darn happy...

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Joe Biden – Vice Presedential Hair Transplant
Apr28

Joe Biden – Vice Presedential Hair Transplant

Vice President Joe Biden is one of the most obvious examples of a hair transplant. I would never say for certain that anyone has had work done. I can only speculate. But when Joe Biden first took office, I immediately noticed his hair. My name is Dan. I’m a Forensic Hair Scientist. I’m highly trained and extremely knowledgeable about hair. I’ve spent hundreds of hours on hair loss forums. I have personally battled hair loss for many...

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Chris Harrison’s Hair Growth
Apr04

Chris Harrison’s Hair Growth

Chris you’re a genius. You did what most young celebrities do these days. You tackled your hair loss when it first started. How do I know this? I don’t. But I like to write posts like these about celebrities and their hair. And years ago I noticed your hair was getting a little thin up front. Yep. It happens to the best of us. And it appeared to be happening to you. After years of researching and experimenting, I’ve...

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